girljanitor:

grumpycakes:

#always reblog space dog unicorn 

YAY 60S

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someoneinjersey:

mediocre-kate:

someoneinjersey:

mediocre-kate:

someoneinjersey:

mediocre-kate:

someoneinjersey:

Taylor Swift really gets me heated, ugh. 

are you never never never never getting back together? 

get out

Why you have to be So Mean? 

if that’s a t.swift song, i’m packing your bags

WHY CANT YOU SEE YOU BELONG WITH ME? 

3quus:

Getting told I ride beautifully or that my horses love me is such a huge compliment to me. I really truly appreciate everyone who can see the passion I have for these animals and for this sport.

(Source: countrywisher)

I’m a fucking alto and look how low I can sing.

Where I butcher singing down to C3, but do it nonetheless.

Yaay being sick

navigate-your-seas:

I AM VERY MAD BECAUSE I WANT TO KISS SOMEONE VERY BADLY

eatsleepdraw:

Zebra by Vitalik Dumyn

Read me here:

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edwardspoonhands:

riotkop:

It’s a timey wimey Wesley geek sandwich.

With Charles Trippy Sauce

(Source: thelostie)

tastefullyoffensive:

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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

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missblythe:

The neighbors dogs have not stopped barking for the past hour. And every time they take a quick break it is such a tease, those few seconds of silence.

And then they start up again.

“Another Reason Why I Don’t Keep a Gun in the House” by Billy Collins

The neighbors’ dog will not stop barking.
He is barking the same high, rhythmic bark
that he barks every time they leave the house.
They must switch him on on their way out.

The neighbors’ dog will not stop barking.
I close all the windows in the house
and put on a Beethoven symphony full blast
but I can still hear him muffled under the music,
barking, barking, barking,

and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,
his head raised confidently as if Beethoven
had included a part for barking dog.

When the record finally ends he is still barking,
sitting there in the oboe section barking,
his eyes fixed on the conductor who is
entreating him with his baton

while the other musicians listen in respectful
silence to the famous barking dog solo,
that endless coda that first established
Beethoven as an innovative genius. 

 

(this poem made it to the finals round of our April Madness poetry tournament!)

When you have a cold and you can’t pop your ears. 

This is TORTURE, people. 

shewhorollswithrolls:

jadedthings:

micchikins:

snowchildhero:

ragewang:

uncomfortableconfusion:

The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr

do not do this to my frail and mortal being

maaaan I can’t wait for foster kittens

I literally made the boyfriend come over to me so I could squeal about how much I wanted a kitten because LOOK AT THESE KITTENS AND OH MY GOD THE KITTENS.

kittens!

Eeeee

(Source: gabby-elx)